Look, you're weird with the cock you have, why do i want a dildo?

Today i invited the nerd from the class to my house, who is the one who has been my partner for the science class at the university. when he gets home he hands me a package that he says he has wanted to give me for a long time. i can't believe it when i see that it's a huge dildo. and with how vicious and gluttonous i am, i would rather try it than start studying. when i see the cock that the class nerd has, i can't help but tell him that he's a bit weird and that with that cock, why do i want a dildo in my ass? better a warm rabazo and that i fill well with milk.