What a bad milk this customs guard has, he's making me sweat.

I have to catch a flight in a few minutes to start my vacation. the customs guard takes it with me and for no reason searches my luggage and searches me whole. the metal detector sounds when passing it through my ass, only i can think of traveling with a dildo in my ass, but vice can. this customs guard makes me sweat and all because he wants to fuck my ass and play with my dildo.