What can i do to convince my boss? do you think a good blowjob will work?

My first day as an intern and my bad luck. i get a boss with a very bad temper who, as soon as he sees me, messes with my hair color. anyway, i'm going to make him change his mind about me and more with what it cost me to get this job. maybe with a good blowjob to start i will convince him ?.